And Some Really Dumb Stock Picks
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Sorry about
the market, but look: As I’ve been suggesting, it was probably overvalued even
before the awful bombing. Yesterday’s
6% drop, in light of these events, is not a big deal. The real news is that, amazingly, everything functioned just fine
so far as I know, even as 2.3 billion shares traded hands in an orderly way. So maybe
the market drops another 3% today and then 1% Wednesday, and then a little
rally, and then some more declines grind us down pretty much through the end of
the year and – well, I don’t know where the Dow will go. But I do know that if you had told folks ten
years ago, when the Dow was 3,000, that it would triple (not even counting
dividends) over the coming decade, they would have been disbelieving. And if you had then added that, “yes, and people
will be wringing their hands that it’s so low” – that it had slipped below 9000
– they would have been more disbelieving still. So I’d be
a little surprised if we’ve seen the bottom.
But it really isn‘t the end of the world if stocks that were selling at
30 or 40 times earnings sell at 15 or 20 times earnings for a while. Or if we have a recession – we always used
to have them – and earnings themselves decline, so there’s less “e” in the
price/earnings ratio by which to multiply. Not that
I wish this on us, obviously. I
strongly don’t. Recessions are rotten,
as are bear markets. But they end. It’s important to keep perspective. I also
think that for those lucky few of us who have some cash we can really risk,
there are some interesting bets to begin to make. NOT ON MARGIN! Not until
the credit card balances are paid off and the 10% car loan is paid off and there’s
plenty of emergency money in the bank! I’m buying
a little Boeing ($36) and American and United Airlines (both around $18),
because (a) Boeing, down 17% yesterday and at half its high for the year, is also
a defense contractor (and they all went up yesterday); (b) all three
have great brands and loyal customers; (c) the government won’t want them to go
broke, not unlike the way it didn’t want Chrysler to go broke; (d) the
hijacking problem may be pretty largely, and relatively inexpensively, solvable. (Sealing off the doors to the cockpit is one
solution. But an even better one may be
here.) This is risky! Airlines can go broke!
Rising fuel prices will kill them, too!
As will rising interest rates if we reflate all the way to inflation! So I really, really mean that you are
probably best off not trying to play the market . . . but rather buying, month after
month all your working life, shares in a couple of index mutual funds. Still,
these are some fliers I’m taking. Two more:
Juniper Networks, at $12, if only because I made such fun of it within the part
year – the stock, not the company – at $244.
And the Honda Motor Company, at $66.25 on the open yesterday (down from
$80 the trading day before), because the Honda Insight gets 50 miles to the
gallon, which could become a popular feature.
(But what do I know about automobiles?
I can barely tell a carburetor from a cauliflower.) Even with
these purchases (added to a portfolio already long oil-related stocks, REITs,
and even a couple of defense contractors, among other dogs), I have only a
fairly small proportion of my tongue-in-cheek vast fortune . . . getting less
vast all the time . . . in stocks. But
I much prefer buying Boeing at $36 than $70, Juniper at $12 than $244. (Lest I
appear to be bragging about this, please note that the TiVo stock I was so
pleased with myself over – for about half an hour, when it doubled briefly – is
now barely above $3, and heading into what may be a brutal tax-selling season. And I have lots of other patently stupid
holdings as well . . . except that, for reasons I can’t really explain, I managed
to avoid suggesting many of them to you here.
A few. But I’m holding on to
them, so even they are not dead yet.) And now,
back to Kabul. No –
wait: Gregory Lawton: “Recently I've discovered the
value of purchasing "reconditioned as new" products. Overstock.com
is one retailer that sells reconditioned products. They look like new and usually contain the same warranty as a new
product, but often at 25% (or more) discount off the retail price of a new
product.” And now,
back to Kabul. This
remarkable e-mail has been making the rounds – you’ve probably already seen it –
launched, apparently, by the college roommate of a man named Tamim Ansary, who
grew up in Afghanistan. I am obviously no expert in any of this, but to me it
seemed well worth reading. Thu, 13 Sep 2001 Dear Friends, Yesterday I
heard a lot of talk about "bombing Afghanistan back to the Stone
Age." Ronn Owens, on KGO Talk Radio allowed that this would mean killing
innocent people, people who had nothing to do with this atrocity, but
"we're at war, we have to accept collateral damage," and he asked,
"What else can we do? What is your suggestion?" Minutes later I heard a TV pundit discussing
whether we "have the belly to do what must be done." And I thought about these
issues especially hard because I am from Afghanistan, and even though I've
lived here for 35 years I've never lost track of what's been going on over
there. So I want to share a few thoughts with anyone who will listen. I speak as one who hates
the Taliban and Osama Bin Laden. There is no doubt in my mind that these people
were responsible for the atrocity in New York. I fervently wish to see those
monsters punished. But the Taliban and Ben
Laden are not Afghanistan. They're not even the government of Afghanistan. The
Taliban are a cult of ignorant psychotics who captured Afghanistan in 1997 and
have been holding the country in bondage ever since. Bin Laden is a political
criminal with a master plan. When you think Taliban, think Nazis. When you
think Bin Laden, think Hitler. And when you think "the people of
Afghanistan" think "the Jews in the concentration camps." It's
not only that the Afghan p