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08/05/01 May Day! May Day!
08/04/30 SPACs
08/04/29 There May Be Hope Yet
08/04/28 Allocating Among Vanguard Funds
08/04/25 Money and Politics
08/04/24 The Debt; The Race
08/04/23 Goose Bumps
08/04/22 The Court, Our Debt
08/04/21 I'd Vote For You First, But Then For Someone Who Could WIN
08/04/18 Filling Your Tank for Just $2 Someday
08/04/17 BOREF, GLDD, RSW, COFFEE, OPERA - AND VOTING
08/04/16 Equality
08/04/15 Food
08/04/14 Energy
08/04/11 Volunteer
08/04/10 Customer Service
08/04/09 FMD and Senator McCain's Finance Guru
08/04/08 A Night On Safari at the Opera with Your Chumby and Your Jungle Disk
08/04/07 But Can an Elephant Rebalance Asset Classes?
08/04/04 Pachyderm or Picasso?
08/04/03 Well, I Sure Got My Money's Worth Out of THIS Sunday's New York Times
08/04/02 Finally: A Liar to Admire
08/04/01 April 1
08/03/31 And How, Exactly, Will Living in a Cave Help?
08/03/28 Dazzling Digital Deals
08/03/27 An Orange Juice Tanker Hit Our Barge
08/03/26 If the Taiwanese Go Nuclear, We Could Send in the British Navy
08/03/25 Will These Sites Suit?
08/03/24 Make Widgets, Not Warships
08/03/21 A Very Funny Clip
08/03/20 My Fourth iPhone
08/03/19 How Bad? How Long?
08/03/18 The Will of the People
08/03/17 How Superdelegates Should Vote
08/03/14 The Biggest Threat We Face
08/03/13 Chickens Flying In From All Points
08/03/12 Superpowers, Nose Rings, and Buddhism
08/03/11 There Is A Pattern Here
08/03/10 Nervous, Yes; Gorgonized - Never!
08/03/07 Ah, the Smell of Carbon Paper in the Morning
08/03/06 The Rules Rule
08/03/05 Tips and Dips
08/03/04 Less Than Zero
08/03/03 The WB
08/02/29 It's Leap Year -- Take the Day Off
08/02/28 TXCO, ACAI, CZAR, WFBJ
08/02/27 Why You Have to Be 18 to Vote
08/02/26 Acquitted in Under Two Hours
08/02/25 Nader, McCain, and Rove
08/02/22 Three Good Ideas
08/02/21 18 Years Shacked Up with the Birds and the Bees
08/02/20 Now, That's One Hot Grain of Sand
08/02/19 This Can't Be Good
08/02/18 This Can't Be Good
08/02/15 The Check List and the Commish
08/02/14 Landing Gear Down - Check; Hands Washed - Check
08/02/13 The Life-Saving Checklist
08/02/12 Superdelegates - Click the Link
08/02/11 If the World IS Ending, Why Not Visit Paradise?
08/02/08 One Republican Grandfather's View
08/02/07 Good News, Bad News, Smartypants
08/02/06 Seeing the Sunshine
08/02/05 The Recycled Industrial Mesh that Holds Up Our Pouf
08/01/05 The Recycled Industrial Mesh that Holds Up Our Pouf
08/02/04 Super Bowl, Super Tuesday
08/02/01 Your Two Cents on My Two Cents
08/01/31 Read This
08/01/30 One Thin Dime
08/01/29 If I Were a Rich Man - AII dil AII dil AII dil AII dil AII dil AII dil AII dil d'AII
08/01/28 Go Dutch, Save Money
08/01/25 Another Survey
08/01/24 Is That Guacamole on Your Face or Are You Just Green with Envy?
08/01/23 Take My Survey -- Please!
08/01/22 Cucumbers
08/01/21 Happy Birthday, Reverend
08/01/18 Remember Bidil?
08/01/17 Simulating a Florida Primary
08/01/16 If We're Not Real, Why NOT Give Everyone Health Insurance?
08/01/15 Snow Day
08/01/14 And Here You Thought You Were Real
08/01/11 Checking on Your Mutual Fund with Your iPhone from Costa Rica
08/01/10 My Politics in 30 Seconds
08/01/09 Dealing with the Stress of the Strike
08/01/08 I'm Radioactive!
08/01/07 Winning the Popular Vote
08/01/04 Kristol, Krugman, Sex, Etc.
08/01/03 20 Financial Predictions
08/01/02 Happy New Year!
07/12/31 Bill Joy to the World: The Downside of Technology
07/12/28 Give Mama a Llama
07/12/27 Sunshine
07/12/24 A Christmas Eve Message
07/12/21 The 140-Degree Latte
07/12/20 They Hate That
07/12/19 Chickens Coming Home to Roost on Spaceship Earth
07/12/18 A Grand Time to Make $1 Billion Teaching Computers to Write Software
07/12/17 More Kurzweil
07/12/14 Oh, Boy
07/12/13 The Genius of Dual Flush
07/12/12 The Earth Has a Fever
07/12/11 Buy a Cactus
07/12/10 2011 Is Right Around the Corner
07/12/07 FMD Changing Symbol to UGH
07/12/06 What Was THAT? !
07/12/05 Mozy
07/12/04 Solutions
07/12/03 Anti-Symantecism
07/11/30 Lights Out
07/11/29 Symantec
07/11/28 Obit
07/11/27 Of Borrowers, Lenders, and 6,000 Applicants for 300 Unskilled Jobs
07/11/26 If the Bank Fails, We Could Always Open a Restaurant
07/11/23 A New Spaculation
07/11/21 TG
07/11/20 Healthy, Wealthy, and With It
07/11/19 A Clip You Should Watch to Save the World - With Hats
07/11/16 Drive Smart and Social Security Will Be There When You Retire
07/11/15 Green Laptops and the Unbox
07/11/14 Tom Brokaw And Warren Buffett Write Today’s Column
07/11/13 Smart Cars to Drive in Palm Beach
07/11/12 Mint, Green, and Purple
07/11/09 Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome
07/11/08 WaMu, Citi, and Chase
07/11/07 American Business At Its Best
07/11/06 Lenovo Recommends Vista - II
07/11/05 Why We're In Iraq But You Should See Bee Movie Anyway
07/11/02 Our Less-Than-AAA Rating Agencies
07/11/01 High Interest Checking and a Super Yield Money Market Account
07/10/31 With His Severance, ex-CEO Could Buy Four BOREF's
07/10/30 Who Got Merrill's $8.4 Billion?
07/10/29 Big Ifs
07/10/26 A $100 Investment for Your Kids
07/10/25 A Good Day
07/10/24 Finally -- Something Not Boring
07/10/23 Welcome!
07/10/22 Boring!
07/10/19 Mud, Paper -- "Not Dollars" -- and Ambulatory Infusion Pumps
07/10/18 The Most Boring Column I Ever Wrote
07/10/17 Napping
07/10/16 It May Be HAPNing
07/10/15 20 Calories Per Serving
07/10/12 What Have We Done?
07/10/11 Getting Mine
07/10/10 Apple's Insensitivity (and Other Dating Tips)
07/10/09 Design Your Own Pet
07/10/08 For What Purpose Does the Gentlelady Rise?
07/10/05 Whizzing Past Security
07/10/04 Optimism
07/10/03 The Soul of Capitalism
07/10/02 Your Commitment
07/10/01 Tough Year/s Ahead
07/09/28 More Napping
07/09/27 Just Nap for Two Weeks
07/09/26 Competition, Junk Mail, and Condos
07/09/25 I Am an Idiot
07/09/24 The 400
07/09/21 Legalize Wal-Mart
07/09/20 Thanks, Mayor
07/09/19 Stocks Up, Times Free, Sheik Fake
07/09/18 Who ARE These Other 4 Billion People?
07/09/17 Hoping for a Salad Spinner
07/09/14 Scarred for Life by Friendly's Merger
07/09/13 Don't Sell
07/09/12 Reason Enough
07/09/11 Cantango!
07/09/10 First Mud, Now Paper
07/09/07 Rudy Video and More
07/09/06 Money Angles and Disposable Cups
07/09/05 Commodity Funds; Gonzales and Rove
07/09/03 The Easter Bunny, The Planet, Warrants and Student Loans
07/08/31 Eggplant And Asperger’s
07/08/30 Eggplant And Asperger's
07/08/29 Worst Hotel -- Part Deux
07/08/28 Fear of Cheesecake
07/08/27 The Worst!
07/08/24 A TSA Screener Responds
07/08/23 Magically Making Crest Disappear
07/08/22 View from Boots on the Ground
07/08/21 Carpooligans
07/08/20 Lower, Less, Less
07/08/17 Should You Sell?
07/08/16 More Galbraith
07/08/15 Battery Life
07/08/14 Find Me, Mine Me, Grind Me
07/08/13 What to Sell? What to Sell?
07/08/10 A Dictatorial Police State
07/08/09 A Few Words About the French
07/08/08 Pretty Stamps
07/08/07 A Galbraith Quote You May Not Find in the Wall Street Journal
07/08/06 Back Pain from Forever Drilling Through Metasediment
07/08/03 Reading Grantham Could Give YOU Debilitating Back Pain
07/08/02 Imagine
07/08/01 Iran, Your Pool, My Tea
07/07/31 Boiling Eggs in Your Pool
07/07/30 Purple America
07/07/27 Lots to See and Read This Weekend
07/07/26 Young At Heart?
07/07/25 Airplane 2
07/07/24 Falling Behind the French
07/07/23 If We Don't Nuke Iran, We Could Nuke Your Pool
07/07/20 Did He Shoot California in the Face, Too?
07/07/19 Roosevelt, Vitter, & Bartlet
07/07/18 Everyone Into the (Impeachment) Pool
07/07/17 Wealthy, Healthy, and Wise
07/07/16 8.5 Stars, $8.50 a Share
07/07/13 Serge Protectors
07/07/12 Chlibby
07/07/11 (Burn) This Old House
07/07/10 SiCKER
07/07/09 I'm Hurt! Call a Clerk!
07/07/06 Live!
07/07/05 Libby-rated
07/07/03 Up, Up and Away!
07/07/02 Which Finger Would You Reattach?
07/06/29 Sex and the CFL
07/06/28 Ask Not Watt Your Country Can Do for You
07/06/27 WiFi Make You Itch?
07/06/26 Can Openers
07/06/25 I'm Back
07/06/21 Isn't Life Wonderful?
07/06/20 Alison - At Last
07/06/19 People's Stories About Their Health Insurance
07/06/18 People's Stories
07/06/15 Four DON'Ts and a Bomb
07/06/14 Bob Barr and Jon Stewart Agree
07/06/13 Save 45% Even If You're Not Speaking to Each Other
07/06/12 Don’t Ask, Don’t Translate
07/06/11 The Iniquity of Inequity
07/06/08 Borealis Gets a Dividend
07/06/07 Fun and Games
07/06/06 Cauliflower and Your Prostate
07/06/05 Iran and Your Prostate
07/06/04 The Boy with Spiders Living in His Ear
07/06/01 Hanging Teenagers
07/05/31 This Bank Will Throw Your Dog a Bone
07/05/30 The Pinchot Retirement Program
07/05/29 Iran, Iraq, Irat; Iranus, Iraqus, I Rant
07/05/25 Views
07/05/24 Flashlights to the Amazon
07/05/23 Time to Pay Attention
07/05/22 Like Father Like Son
07/05/21 WATCH The Plane Move
07/05/18 Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
07/05/17 These Six Year Olds Wear Ties
07/05/16 Winning In Iraq and Fort Lauderdale
07/05/15 1.8 Million Species, But a Single Stamp
07/05/14 Listen to the General
07/05/11 A Graduation Day Gift
07/05/10 I Miss You!
07/05/09 Or You Could Buy Mom Some $3 Gas
07/05/08 Yet More o' Borealis
07/05/07 Borealis, Mud, and Cauliflower
07/05/04 Forty-One Years
07/05/03 A Boy Named Sue
07/05/02 Road Trip!
07/05/01 May Day
07/04/30 Randy and George
07/04/27 Really Good
07/04/26 Moolah
07/04/25 Be Your Own Little Credit Card Company?
07/04/24 Your Fleks; Your Pooch
07/04/23 Sprint Mobile Cards
07/04/20 Long Weekend
07/04/19 We Are Now!
07/04/18 Three Quick Ones
07/04/17 Good News, Bad News
07/04/16 Who's Running the Show
07/04/13 Friday the 13th -- A Terrible Day To Do Your Taxes
07/04/12 1274 Pages, Unabridged
07/04/11 Two Things
07/04/10 My Turn
07/04/09 Which Would You Choose: Love or Country?
07/04/06 Mitt and Mawidge
07/04/05 Rolling through Baylor with the East German Secret Police
07/04/04 The Difference Is Day and Night
07/04/03 Citizenship
07/04/02 News From All Over
07/03/30 Might 4,000 Planes Move?
07/03/29 Net Magic
07/03/28 Watch!
07/03/27 The Forever Stamp
07/03/26 YouTube Without The Cr*p
07/03/23 Good Deal on a Country Club Membership
07/03/22 I Can Still Smell That Wonder Bread
07/03/21 When It Comes to Elections, These Guys Are Tough
07/03/20 Israel, Interest Rates, and Absurdistan
07/03/17 Those U.S. Attorneys (and TXCO and Designer Babies)
07/03/16 Unintended Consequences
07/03/15 Bite By Bite
07/03/14 Magic Tweak and a Case for (Some) Cash
07/03/13 Two Civil Wars (One Fictional)
07/03/12 Trust Your Common Sense
07/03/09 Magic
07/03/08 You Give This Video 6 Minutes, It'll Give You the Next 40 years
07/03/07 Er, Er, Costa Rica and Iran
07/03/06 Big Cities
07/03/05 Two Movies, One Hero, A Book, and an Idiot
07/03/02 Barbs, Barbara, and Borealis
07/03/01 The Per Diems Will Last Longer If You Don't Smoke in Iraq
07/02/28 Oops
07/02/27 Budget Priorities
07/02/26 The Words from Wyoming and Minnesota
07/02/23 One Continent Down . . .
07/02/22 Don't Sell
07/02/20 Don't Lick the Toads
07/02/16 From Lincoln to Lettuce to Lamb
07/02/15 Patience
07/02/14 No More Lightbulbs
07/02/13 Borealis Sends a Demon Boy to Warn Me
07/02/12 Abe
07/02/09 1001 Horsepower - I Want One!
07/02/08 A Road to Peace
07/02/07 More Free Food
07/02/06 Free Shishkabob at the Hilton
07/02/05 The . . . The . . . The . . .
07/02/02 Malcolm, Morgan, Joseph, Molly, Keith
07/02/01 Molly
07/01/31 Straight Talk About Tea and College Aid
07/01/30 From Minimum Wage to the Wall Street Journal
07/01/29 Strategy and Chocolate
07/01/26 More Hope for Earth
07/01/25 A Brighter Day
07/01/24 Loco
07/01/23 Yes, MORE About CFLs - And Here's Why
07/01/22 Annoying Books
07/01/19 A Great Idea
07/01/18 The Anonymous Company Spokesman
07/01/17 Four Minutes on Al-Jazeera
07/01/16 This Rabbi Walks Into a Bar
07/01/15 Doing My Taxes
07/01/12 Beating the Market, Shattering Your Hand, Saving on Diamonds
07/01/11 IIfx, CFL, WMT, FMD, FWIW
07/01/10 Yummy, Honey
07/01/09 The Hertz Lady, the Apocalypse, and $2.06 for Your Warrants
07/01/08 The President Would Be More Effective If He Stopped Making Things Up
07/01/05 The Hertz Lady
07/01/04 And Yet Maybe They Shouldn't Recycle It Into Napkins
07/01/03 The Quarter-Billion Dollar War Games We Ignored
07/01/02 Betavacation
06/12/29 Chocolate Diet Coke
06/12/28 $30 to Buy Better Bulbs
06/12/27 Pet Stains, Exploding Light Bulbs, and Immortality
06/12/26 Hope You Had a Great Christmas
06/12/22 It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
06/12/21 More Light
06/12/20 Stanley Gets His Steemer to the 11th Floor
06/12/19 Sorry; We're Closed
06/12/18 We're All In the Top 40%
06/12/15 How To Invest Your Money
06/12/14 Snow Day!
06/12/13 Chile
06/12/12 Why This Column May Look Messy
06/12/11 It's Not the Dogs' Fault
06/12/08 Name This Column
06/12/07 Leaving Sticky Notes for Your Kidnappers
06/12/06 Polonium 210, FMD 53
06/12/05 Party On!
06/12/04 Topless Women
06/12/01 Kuo
06/11/30 Google on Your Cell Phone
06/11/29 Michael Moore, Sy Hersh, Ted Koppel
06/11/28 Ben Stein Gets It Right
06/11/27 Dirty Dancing
06/11/24 Burp
06/11/22 Thanksgiving
06/11/21 Figs, Blimps, and Borealis
06/11/20 Just How Rich Are You?
06/11/17 Say You Win the Lottery
06/11/16 Save a Fortune on Drugs
06/11/15 Now the Gypsies Are Suing Borat
06/11/14 Finally, Steve Forbes Has a Good Idea
06/11/13 Borat
06/11/10 More Hope
06/11/09 Lou Gehrig Eating Pumpkin Spice Muffins in a Blimp
06/11/08 :-)
06/11/07 Hope
06/11/06 Short Strokes
06/11/03 Give It Up for Dick Armey
06/11/02 Good Clean Fun
06/11/01 A Little Ribbing
06/10/31 Let's Dress Up as an Ambassador
06/10/30 Half a Brain
06/10/27 Short Films
06/10/26 The First 100 Hours
06/10/25 The Well-Exercised Brain Does Not Misdial For Boobies
06/10/24 Is There's More Than One Of You, Can You Vote Twice?
06/10/23 How Much Sex Can You HAVE for $1.25?
06/10/20 The Market, the Meanness, and the Magic
06/10/19 Magic in a Microwave
06/10/18 Leverage and Loverage
06/10/17 It Was One of You Who Invented the Bleep
06/10/16 Hope Is on the Way
06/10/13 North Korea
06/10/12 Apocalypse Now
06/10/11 From Buffett to Borealis
06/10/10 More Must See TV
06/10/09 Chilled Fruit
06/10/06 -Half- As Good As Gold
06/10/05 On the Pews in Gander
06/10/04 From His Lips . . .
06/10/03 Morons
06/10/02 Pirates Attack Rome
06/09/29 Teach English in China Next Summer!
06/09/28 Bill's View
06/09/27 Inside
06/09/26 Democracy and Aldabra
06/09/25 Gas Prices
06/09/22 You Are Cordially Invited to Breakfast with Bishop Tutu, President Karzai and Queen Rania
06/09/21 My Sediments, Exactly
06/09/20 Is Your Brain Big Enough to Drive a Hydrogen Car?
06/09/19 Hey Kids: Stay in School and Don't Smoke
06/09/18 FMD, AK-47, and Balance
06/09/15 Independents Day
06/09/14 Your Spleen, My Spleen, We All Scream for . . .
06/09/13 Maps
06/09/12 Corrections
06/09/11 Jujitsu
06/09/08 Toothless Grin at the 18th Hole in Kabul
06/09/07 Earn Cash in Your Spare Time: Be a Poll Worker
06/09/06 On This Map, Almost All the States Are (in the) Red
06/09/05 Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld . . .
06/09/01 Better Coffee for a Labor Day Weekend
06/08/31 World's Deadliest Animal
06/08/30 Palestinian Self-Criticism
06/08/29 Once Again, A Positively Grand Time
06/08/28 Happy Planet
06/08/25 You'll Just Have to Feed the Hippo Something Else
06/08/24 MY Readers (and a Housing Note)
06/08/23 $2.42. Here - Take It
06/08/22 Electric Cars II
06/08/21 The Electric Car in Your Future
06/08/18 Hilton Internet Connection
06/08/17 It's WAY Broader than New Orleans
06/08/16 Natural Selection
06/08/15 Israel
06/08/14 But I Regress . . .
06/08/11 Back On Line
06/08/10 The Skinny from Two Real Estate Insiders
06/08/09 A Peculiar People
06/08/08 The Real Estate Recession - Ouch!
06/08/07 Cinnamon Tea and the 72 Vestal Virgins Who Await
06/08/04 Mr. Sabatin's Dunums
06/08/03 More Good Green News
06/08/02 Don't Sell Your Borealis
06/08/01 Lebanon
06/07/31 Walmart Goes Green
06/07/28 The Other Side of the Debate
06/07/27 Hot and Bothered
06/07/26 The Dog That Moos
06/07/25 We Got Stucco
06/07/24 Real Estate (Really)
06/07/21 Bob's Father Was An Ape
06/07/20 Billy Crystal on Global Climate Change
06/07/19 Underarm Deodorant
06/07/18 Inadvertant Andy Day
06/07/17 Your Slice of the Pie
06/07/14 Save July 29
06/07/13 One Other Movie
06/07/12 One More Movie and Frozen Peas
06/07/11 How My Cell Phone Battery Could Save Medicare $100 Billion
06/07/10 Extreme Cinema
06/07/07 A Constellation of Pies
06/07/06 Free Bumper Sticker, Your First-Class Dog
06/07/05 Give Me a Break (Through)
06/07/03 Let Freedom Ring
06/06/30 Good News and the Flag
06/06/29 Kathi Sees the Movie
06/06/28 Flag Burning
06/06/27 The Irony of the 1% Doctrine
06/06/26 A You-Tube, Two Stocks, and a Movie
06/06/23 Listen to the Poets of the Ocean
06/06/22 Merger!
06/06/21 Light Summer Reading
06/06/20 Create Your Own
06/06/19 Caffeine-Free Diet Coke? Are You Kidding?
06/06/16 See It Tonight
06/06/15 Honest Tea-V
06/06/14 Save $83,000 on Coffee
06/06/13 Loose Ends and Monkey Mail (Really)
06/06/12 Loose Ends and Monkey Mail
06/06/09 One Way We're Like Bulgarian Newlyweds
06/06/08 And Now THIS
06/06/07 Why Not Pull for These People?
06/06/06 More Monkey Mail
06/06/05 Two Inconvenient Truths
06/00/60 Two Inconvenient Truths
06/06/02 Marry Me?
06/06/01 The Tricycle MOVED
06/05/31 Sell Your Puts
06/05/30 The IQ of Bean Dip
06/05/26 Memorial Day
06/05/25 Seriously: See It
06/05/24 Scary Movie 5
06/05/23 Bogle Blog Bog Log Loge Ogle Gob Glob Gel Leg
06/05/22 Karl Rove Indicted Last Week?
06/05/19 Radioactive Bananas at the Center of the Earth
06/05/18 The Absolute Power of Bananas at the Center of the Earth
06/05/17 Treasure of the Sierra Madre
06/05/16 The Dancing Dean
06/05/15 One Cheer for Bananas, a Second for Shamos
06/05/12 Join the Chorus
06/05/11 Can You Tell Me Where the Camcorders Are?
06/05/10 Cutting through the Medicare Drug Thing
06/05/09 By Far the Biggest Stick. But . . .
06/05/08 Can You Beat Gas Prices?
06/05/05 Let's Put Dorian Gray's Picture on that Stamp
06/05/04 Our Financial Box
06/05/03 Siberia By the Sea
06/05/02 Can You Hear Me Now?
06/05/01 Self-Cleaning Government
06/04/28 This Changes Everything
06/04/27 Koko Speaks
06/04/26 SPAC Spec
06/04/25 Europe on $2,800 a Day
06/04/24 Not As Lame As You Think
06/04/21 33 More Months
06/04/20 Of Memoirs and Annuities
06/04/19 Time for an AndyDay
06/04/18 Moo
06/04/17 Clare and Lulu
06/04/14 Free Tax Prep
06/04/13 I Want My Money Back
06/04/12 Roses are Redolent; Violets, Pluperfect
06/04/11 Annuities
06/04/10 Barrels, Bibles, Bangles and Beads
06/04/07 So Why Don't YOU Run for Office?
06/04/06 When Would Jesus Bolt?
06/04/05 Shifting Republican Priorities
06/04/04 Without DeLay
06/04/03 Who Will Buy My Cookbook?
06/03/31 How to Manage (Your Mother-in-Law's) $250,000
06/03/30 Seduzione
06/03/29 Did I Tell You to Click There? Oy! I Meant HERE!
06/03/28 Call Home
06/03/27 Jugglers Gone Bananas
06/03/24 Wal-Mart, How to Manage $500,000, and a Great Speech
06/03/23 Fun and More Fun
06/03/22 I Before E Except After C
06/03/21 Is This the Dawn of the Next Bull Market?
06/03/20 Smarter to Book Two One-Ways?
06/03/17 Hey, Plastic Brain
06/03/16 A Must-Watch Video
06/03/15 The Man Who Ate Five Democrats
06/03/14 TOMORROW, The Man Who Ate Five Democrats
06/03/13 A Strong Voice
06/03/10 You'll NEED a Kitten After You Read This
06/03/09 Taking the Day Off
06/03/08 A Penny at 2% . . .
06/03/07 Making $7.8 Billion for Yale
06/03/06 FMD in Better Shape than USA?
06/03/03 How Your Government Works
06/03/02 A Talent Show and a Presidential Requirement
06/03/01 Could Your Kid Win $6 Million a Year Playing Bridge or Shooting Baskets?
06/02/28 The Latest From Bulgaria
06/02/27 Say Your Aunt Owns an Airbus A320
06/02/24 Leapin' Roombas!
06/02/23 Ooga Chakka, Ooga Chakka!
06/02/22 New Photo Breaks the Server
06/02/20 Geo. Washington and Demeaning of Demeanor
06/02/17 Up 79% - Now What?
06/02/16 This Will Probably Just Annoy You
06/02/15 So, When ARE We Going to Stand Together and Fight?
06/02/14 Smart and Simple Financial Strategies for Busy People
06/02/13 Supply Your Own N.R.A. Joke
06/02/10 But Let's Get Back to Self Interest
06/02/09 Girlawhirl
06/02/08 That List of 14 Criteria - Again
06/02/07 Every Steeler Got a $57,500 Watch
06/02/06 Pretty
06/02/03 The State of Your Stem Cells
06/02/02 A Bummer for Your Hummer
06/02/01 The Responsible Thing to Do Is to Borrow More
06/01/31 Haben Zie Ein Seinfeld, Por Favor?
06/01/30 Abramoff and Alito
06/01/27 Tidbits
06/01/26 Singing Nuns
06/01/25 Can't We All Just Get Along?
06/01/24 Bad
06/01/23 Medicare Part K
06/01/20 Attack of the Angry Chihuahuas
06/01/19 Gather Round My Luxury Sub
06/01/18 And You Think YOU Have Problems
06/01/16 Save $100 and a Loved One's Brain
06/01/13 You're Doing a Heck of a Job
06/01/12 A Grand Time - And Nobody Threw Up
06/01/11 The Optimists Expect a Loss of $38 Million
06/01/10 Beating the Market, Saving Democracy
06/01/09 A Book Review
06/01/06 Old News / New Observations
06/01/05 Sit Right Down and Write Yourself a Letter
06/01/04 Of Monomania and the Laffer Curve
06/01/02 How Do the Locusts Know?
05/12/29 A Secret about Your Heart
05/12/28 $32 a Share No Matter WHAT
05/12/27 Honey, Can You Get the Christmas Lights from Down in the Basement?
05/12/24 The Perfect December 26 Message
05/12/23 72 Hours - No Time for DeLay
05/12/22 Ad Homonym
05/12/21 Best Christmas Card of the Year
05/12/20 WWJD, TIVO, BOREF, NTMD
05/12/19 Days of the Week
05/12/16 Much To Say
05/12/15 Good, Ears, Carrots, and Cards
05/12/14 Sweet Carrots
05/12/13 Spaceship Earth
05/12/12 Good News If You Make $10 Million a Year in Dividends
05/12/09 Snow Day
05/12/08 On the Front Page in Norway . . .
05/12/07 TEEVEE, TIVO, N-T-M-D, HO, HO
05/12/06 Grades
05/12/05 Market Timing
05/12/02 One Republican's Thoughts
05/12/01 Ideas! Ideas! Ideas!
05/11/30 Joan's Dad
05/11/29 Good Deals and Turkey Drippings
05/11/28 Dow 11,000 and Your House
05/11/23 Thanksgiving Reruns
05/11/22 NTMD, BOREF, LUX
05/11/21 Confusing Drug Plans, Confusing War Plans
05/11/18 George Abbott Was Still WORKING at 107
05/11/17 Stocks and Real Estate
05/11/16 Three Great Broadway Shows
05/11/15 Party!
05/11/14 Borealis Makes Page Six
05/11/12 Holiday Gifts for Every Budget – II
05/11/11 051111 [and, a link to 051112]
05/11/10 Beating the Market (Really, I Think)
05/11/09 Why? Why? Why?
05/11/08 What's Really Going on with France
05/11/07 What's Really Going on with Libby
05/11/04 Free Samples, Buddhist Pizza, and a Theory
05/11/03 People In Grass Houses . . .
05/11/02 Free Money (Better Flush Than Fluish)
05/11/01 If Al Franken Had a Machine Gun in Diebold's Executive Suite
05/10/31 Boo!
05/10/28 FDR and Gandhi
05/10/27 Go Back and Read Mon-Tues-Weds
05/10/26 The Latest Borowitz Shocker
05/10/25 Tamiflu - Now There's a Drug with Legs
05/10/24 Remembering the Risks
05/10/21 Wilma!
05/10/20 Our Lack of Preparedness Could Make You Pull Out Your Hair
05/10/19 Bulls, Bears, and Woodpeckers
05/10/18 Priorities
05/10/17 More of Your Wisdom for an October Monday
05/10/13 Trojan.Vundo, No Less
05/10/14 Torjan.Vundo, No Less
05/10/14 Tips, Dips, and Quips
05/10/12 A Minister, A Priest, and a Rabbi
05/10/10 Profits and Corruption
05/10/07 Take These Jokes - Please!
05/10/06 Send Me Some Jokes
05/10/05 A DeLay in Our NTMD Profit?
05/10/04 Country Funds, Mutual Funds, and Tobacco
05/10/03 The Republicans' Deep Bench
05/09/30 Boring Money Stuff
05/09/29 Profit Taking- 11 a.m. Update
05/09/28 Books, Looks, and Schnooks
05/09/27 The Work Penalty
05/09/26 The Debt We Owe Republican Leadership
05/09/23 Press 1 for a Job, Press 2 for Pork, Press . . .
05/09/22 Of Debt and Penguins
05/09/21 Economy: Meet Astronomy
05/09/20 Debtors, Psychos, and Puts
05/09/19 Oink, Oink
05/09/16 Einstein's Bird
05/09/15 Tomorrow: Einstein's Bird. But Today . . .
05/09/14 Don't Sell Your Puts
05/09/13 Drugs
05/09/12 Marriage, Maher and More
05/09/09 They Had Telephones In 1898?
05/09/08 And We Got Hawaii!
05/09/07 Two Questions for You
05/09/05 We Found a Family to Help!
05/09/02 Falwell, FEMA, Floss, MRK
05/09/01 The Catastrophe; Jude Law; Saving Big on Dental Care; NTMD
05/08/31 Teeth, Science, Inflation
05/08/30 Spicing Up Your Index Funds
05/08/29 The Relative Merits of Teeth, Hummers, Puts and Shorts
05/08/26 TIAA-CREF and Dwarf Tossing
05/08/25 Amen
05/08/24 Tomorrow: Interesting Salt. But Today . . .
05/08/23 Slingbox
05/08/22 Drugs, Generics, Puts, Iraq
05/08/19 Funny Hats and Smelly Cheese
05/08/18 A Tale of Two Stocks
05/08/17 Look Who's Selling
05/08/16 Don't Sell Your Oil Stocks II
05/08/15 Don't Sell Your Oil Stocks
08/15/05 Don;t Sell Your Oil Stocks
05/08/12 Today's Column . . .
05/08/11 Further Thoughts from a Lifelong Republican
05/08/10 This Is Some Watermelon!
05/08/08 Into the Woods
05/08/05 China
05/08/04 More Evolution
05/08/03 Can Borealis Evolve into a $100 Stock?
05/08/02 Borealis!!!
05/08/01 Summer Browsing for a $5 Million Open Mind
05/07/29 Married to an FBI
05/07/28 I Think I'll Try Firefox
05/07/27 It's Showtime (and a Few Words about Cults)
05/07/26 5 Reasons to Switch to Firefox
05/07/25 Unless We Have Global Collapse . . .
05/07/22 Just a Few Quick Follow Ups
05/07/21 Marrying for Money
05/07/20 He Drank the Kool-Aid
05/07/19 NTMD, 'Nightline' Rocks, 8-Year Marriages . . .
05/07/18 Nitromed's 2 Cents
05/07/15 From a CIA Classmate
05/07/14 Whipsawed
05/07/13 Maudlin
05/07/12 You Gotta Read This Transcript
05/07/11 The F Word and the M Word
05/07/08 The Liberal Press
05/07/07 Oil -- Here Come the Chinese
05/07/06 A Tale of Two Stocks
05/07/05 Can Prices Really Climb? Real Estate in Rhyme
05/07/01 The Bubble
05/06/30 PPD, World Domination, and Thy Neighbor's Ass
05/06/29 PUCHA?
05/06/28 He Quits
05/06/27 News Flash: We've Been Conned
05/06/24 Barack Obama's Commencement Address
05/06/23 SYM, PPD and a Yak
05/06/22 America First
05/06/21 Saving Children's Lives Actually REDUCES Population Growth
05/06/20 DO NOT!
05/06/17 Quote, Unquote
05/06/16 Questioning Fundamentalism
05/06/15 Fascism Watch
05/06/14 Gone Fishing
05/06/13 Borealis and the Chairman
05/06/10 Exxon Calls the Tune
05/06/09 Whew! Uranium and Your Credit Card Junk Mail
05/06/08 Any Enviro Docs Out There?
05/06/07 Done Him Wvong
05/06/06 And The Best News Of All Is That They Got A Tax Cut!
05/06/02 Take the Red Pill
05/06/01 Cry for Me, Argentina
05/05/31 Crew, Lacrosse, and Your PriUPS
05/05/27 Love It Or Leave It
05/05/26 Marty Is Breathing Again
05/05/25 Of Quicken, Flypaper and Moyers
05/05/24 Those Were the Days, My Friend
05/05/23 911 for PBS
05/05/20 Newsweek
05/05/19 Bumper Sticker
05/05/18 Of Nobel Prizes and Priuses
05/05/17 What's Wrong with These Nobel Laureates?
05/05/16 Team America? Team Freedom? No, Team . . .
05/05/13 What's Wrong with This Picture?
05/05/12 We Like Ike
05/05/11 De Rekening
05/05/09 Gas Mileage and Fascism
05/05/06 Astonishing
05/05/05 One Wonders Two Things
05/05/04 Versus
05/05/03 Surgery
05/05/02 Are We Lagging Technologically?
05/04/29 The Link That Explains It All
05/04/28 The Prince and the Pauper
05/04/27 Pills for Your Porc and the Cinnamon Play (Really)
05/04/26 Pills for Your Porc and the Cinnamon Play
05/04/25 Barry Goldwater's View
05/04/22 The Meek? They're Just Lazy
05/04/21 Comforting the Comfortable
05/04/20 Is the News Bad in a Forest If No One Reports It?
05/04/19 It Gets Worse
05/04/18 Dow Update
05/04/15 Print Your 4868 Here
05/04/14 Energy Crisis? What Energy Crisis?
05/04/13 Apples, Sprouts, and Coffee
05/04/12 A Grand Time and a Grand Bargain
05/04/11 90% off the Philharmonic
05/04/09 Compassion
05/04/08 Compassion
05/04/07 And the Winner for the Best Economy Is . . .
05/04/06 Viewing Your Roof from Outer Space
05/04/05 Maureen Dowd on Curveball
05/04/04 Absolute Power
05/04/01 Islands in the Stream
05/03/31 David Bruce Has Done His Taxes
05/03/30 Basic Fairness
05/03/29 Do Home Prices Need a Living Will?
05/03/28 The View from Morgan Stanley
05/03/25 Neigh, A Living Will Is Not Enough
05/03/24 The $64,000 Question
05/03/23 From Mogambo to the Comptroller General
05/03/22 Click for Mogambo
05/03/21 How to Play the Real Estate Bubble
05/03/18 Visit the Monkeysphere
05/03/17 Free Calls, Free Trade
05/03/16 Dog, God, $$$, Flu, Hump
05/03/15 Paws with a Cause
05/03/14 Woof!
05/03/11 Minimum Wage Bankruptcies Sprouting Up All Over
05/03/10 Boil, Salt, Eat, and Click
05/03/09 A Global Minimum Wage
05/03/08 A Grand Time to be Rich and Powerful
05/03/07 Good Advice from Jezediah Squimatsu
05/03/04 The Little Engine that Could
05/03/03 Summer Shares
05/03/02 Computer Hell
05/03/01 Enough with the Rebates
05/02/28 Your Stocks, Rebates, Lint, Tivo - and House
05/02/25 Washing Your Dryer
05/02/24 TiVo and Rebate Mavens
05/02/23 The Hump and the Jump
05/02/22 Name Your Child Tivo and Get $100 Rebate
05/02/18 Visitor Discretion Advised
05/02/17 Finally, Some Financial Advice
05/02/16 More Free Software
05/02/15 That Hump
05/02/14 Maps and Boots
05/02/11 Over the Top
05/02/10 Dean LeBaron's View
05/02/09 We Could Borrow Another $150 Trillion
05/02/08 $900 Billion - for a CROWN?
05/02/07 Ah, Brave New World of Dentistry
05/02/04 He Keeps Talking About It, So So Will I
05/02/03 We Already HAVE Private Accounts
05/02/02 Jailing the Social Studies Class
05/02/01 His Grandpa INVENTED Social Security
05/01/31 Free Calls, Chinese CDs, Terror
05/01/28 Something for Democrats to Chew On
05/01/27 Guns, Butter, and Caviar
05/01/26 Would You Filch Your Daughter's College Fund?
01/05/26 Would You Filch Your Daughter's College Fund?
05/01/25 A Difference in Philosophy
05/01/24 Should You Bet Everything on the Dollar?
05/01/21 Chinese Money
05/01/20 Jeb
05/01/19 The Skype Is Falling! The Skype Is Falling!
05/01/18 In Diebold We Trust
05/01/14 A Lot More of Your Tax Dollars at Work
05/01/13 Words To Live By
01/05/13 No column today
05/01/12 Google Puts and Soap Slivers (Really)
05/01/11 Google Puts and Soap Slivers
05/01/10 Frango Mints and A.G. the New A.G.
05/01/07 Pat Revealed
05/01/06 Disrobing Pat
05/01/05 Gee-Gees
05/01/04 A Word, A Scam, And More
05/01/03 A Story and a Quiz
04/12/30 The Rapture Index Hits 155
04/12/29 BEARISH BUFFETT
04/12/28 A Word About Our Planet
04/12/27 A Trillion Here and a Trillion There
04/12/24 You Want Reindeer? Click Here.
04/12/23 More Social Security
04/12/22 Calling Home for the Holidays
04/12/21 Social Security Crib Sheet
04/12/20 Social Security Crib Sheet
04/12/17 Shake a Snow Globe
04/12/16 Oh, Me, Oh MY, oh.
04/12/15 China 2.2 cents, Cleveland 2.5 cents
04/12/14 Flying Your IRAs to Costa Rica First Class
04/12/13 Russia, China, Chile, Chad . . . This Diamond Fake is Really Rad
04/12/10 Sell Apple, Eat a Strawberry
04/12/09 Buy a Scarf, Sell an Apple, Eat a Strawberry
04/12/08 Invisible Buttons - A Neat Bit of Programming
04/12/07 Can YOU Beat the Market?
04/12/06 Beating the Airport Slots
04/12/03 And CBS Said: Thou Shalt Not Advocate Inclusion On THIS Network
04/12/02 Out of Print Books, Out of Guts Networks
04/12/01 Well, Do YOU Wear Pajamas?
04/11/30 Two Views
04/11/29 Presto! You're Up 49%
04/11/24 Free Books, Cheap Calls, I Called Borealis, Burning in Hell for Eternity
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