So I'm Going To Have To Let You Go (Even Though I Hired You Under Clinton's Higher Tax Brackets)
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CHUCK
GRASSLEY V. CHUCK GRASSLEY It’s
still a cliff-hanger, but I think we’re finally going to get health
insurance reform. Here’s the latest from
Rachel Maddow. If
you don’t watch her every night, the only reason can be that you lack
TiVo. And
if you lack TiVo (or your cable company equivalent), you have taken the concept
of healthy self-sacrifice one order of magnitude too far. (Note
to hotel chains: Can’t you finally furnish your rooms with TVs
that at least have PAUSE, REWIND, and FAST FORWARD? Surely, Hilton –
with an order for its 545,000
rooms – could get an idiot-proof hard-drive-equipped TV? At which
point: why would anyone stay anywhere else?) TAX
NONSENSE Mike
W. forwards this
“LETTER FROM THE BOSS” that’s been circling the Internet: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes
and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these
increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we
cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we
will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been
bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to
choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking
lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars
and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of
a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to
them. ☞
This is such nonsense. In
the first place, taxes have not gone up. In
the second, if they do, why lay anyone off? Taxes don’t keep an
enterprise from making a profit; they take a slice OF the profit. If
this CEO’s company is making a taxable profit, why would he fire people
he needs? And if he doesn’t need them, wouldn’t he fire
them anyway? More
could be said about how dumb (and short-sighted) this is, but I like to think
Mike and the others forwarding it are just enjoying a little wry humor (I
chuckled, too), not taking it seriously. AL
GORE’S OP-ED If
you think concern over global climate change is exaggerated (or know people who do), read this (or send it to them). It’s only the habitability of our
planet that’s at stake, so it’s worth a few minutes.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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