I'm on a Horse
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NOT
ANNOYING LINKS John
Seiffer is
the reader who pointed
out that a pound of gold weighs less than a pound of feathers. (Because precious
metals are traditionally measured in Troy ounces, of which there
are only 12 to the pound.) Well, just for the record, I weigh MY gold on the same
bathroom scale I weigh my feathers, and a pound is a pound is a pound. Except
that the feathers tend to fall off the scale – it’s hard to keep
them all on there at once – but that doesn’t mean a pound of them
doesn’t weigh a pound. So
John, I noted, was just being annoying. “To
redeem myself,” he now writes, “I offer a couple of links you might
enjoy.
One
serious – about a breakthrough in lighting. (The video is
more understandable than the text.) One not – did you
see the Old Spice SuperBowl ad? ‘I’m on a horse!’
This shows how it was made.” ☞
Now I’m annoyed that I just spent 19 minutes watching the making of an
Old Spice ad! Well, not really. As the son of a 1950s/1960s-era Mad Man* . . . how could I
not love it? *You
know “Man, Oh, Manischewitz”? – my dad wrote that . .
. “Man, oh, Manischewitz, what a wine!” . . . and an astronaut
actually spoke it, spontaneously, on the moon – “Man, oh,
Manischewitz – will you get a load of that crater!”** **Or words to that
effect. Can you imagine Mr. Manischewitz, whose real name I forget, an old
man home in Brooklyn with his wife, watching the moon walk live, with two
billion other people, and suddenly he hears his slogan, free, from the
moon?*** ***I
actually know people – personally – who are certain no one ever did
walk on the moon; that the whole thing was faked in a TV studio. Perhaps
Manischewitz was one of the sponsors, and this was the original “product
placement.” But if so, Dad never let on. DEBT
CLOCK Sites
like this one just get more
and more comprehensive – and nerve-wracking. The average savings per
U.S. citizen is only $1,042? It’s the lone number on this
array that’s small. MYM-DOS
MAC Dan Critchett: “Did you know you can run
MYM-DOS on a Mac? All you have to do, as I did, is load DOS Box and off you go.”
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